Thursday, September 29, 2011

Lessons Learned



Mr. Tripp. Mr. Curiosity…

So… probably a story to go down in history for Tripp. Well, really, there are two. And in ONE week.

Lesson 1: Don’t touch things you are not supposed to…

We went to Mildenhall to stay for a week while Marc had to in process in Germany. I couldn’t stay in the tiny hotel room with two kids and no kitchen alone, so we headed to the closest USAF base and got the kids an I a TLF until Marc got back and our loaner furniture was delivered to the house.

ANYWAYS… since I didn’t have a car the kids and I would walk to the commissary and the play areas everyday. On our walk, we would pass this fenced in area with a big sign of a man being shocked to death and laying on his back. Obviously, there was something highly electric behind the fence. Every time we would pass the fence, Tripp would say,

“Mommy, I not touch that. That man is dead. That’s very dangerous.”

So… one day, we were walking back to the room and Tripp under his breath said,

“I’m going to touch it…”

I knew it wouldn’t hurt him and so I didn’t say anything. Right, I mean RIGHT when he touched it the base decided to do a loud speaker test and this loud, booming voice came from the sky. Tripp, freezes, looks at me in sheer terror.

I know I shouldn’t have, but I couldn’t help it. I looked at him and asked him what he did and told him that they busted him touching the fence. As I say this, a siren goes off.  Tripp looks at me again, this time like he’s going to flip out and takes off running to the room. Saying,

“No, no. Don’t let them get me. Hurry mom, the police are going to get me and take me to jail!!!”

Running. Running. Running. I kid you not, this boy ran for about a quarter mile, nonstop. I couldn’t keep up with him I was laughing so hard.

When we got to the room he closed the door and made me lock the safety lock where he ran and jumped into bed hiding under the covers.

Later, I explained to him that it was a coincidence and no one was coming to get him.

We had a good lesson about following rules and that rules are there for your safety. I will never let him live this one down.


AND Lesson #2: As if he didn’t learn from Lesson 1… Don’t touch things you don’t know…

We have a PANIC BUTTON.

Crazy huh?

I didn’t know, Marc didn’t know- but of course Tripp found it for us.

We were enjoying a beautiful Saturday evening in our new home. Marc and I were sweeping outside and the kids were in and out of the house.

When… all of the sudden I Tripp turns to go inside and whispers to himself,

“I’m going to touch the pink button.”

I had no clue what he was talking about. UNTIL…

The entire house goes up in an alarm.

The pink button is a panic button. Hidden by the door.

Not thinking about last weeks’ incident, I look at Tripp and say,

“What did you do? Now the police are going to come!”

All I could think about was the bill we’d get for the police coming all the way out to the house for a false alarm. We had no phone set up, and we had NO code for the alarm.

Tripp, horrified runs in the house screaming bloody murder, where he proceeds to lock himself in the den. After about 15 minutes of ringing, Tripp runs outside telling us to stop the alarm and tell the police to go away and then he runs and opens the car door and puts himself in his car seat, while telling us to get in the car and get away from the police.

Oh. This. BOY! This curious, handful of a boy. 

The cops never came. The alarm shut off after 30 minutes, but it did make for another lesson learned. Don’t touch the pink button!

2 comments:

  1. BAH HA HA HA HA!!!! Oh that is too good!! What are the odds that the moment he touched the fence the voice and alarm would start?! I can just see him bookin' back with you laughing all the way behind him!

    And, at least now you know you have a panic button that is totally useless! I mean, no steel bars mysteriously came down over the windows, the police never came, no one called, no secret safety room..what the heck?! (I'm seeing visions of Jodi Foster and Forest Whitaker) Apparently real life panic buttons aren't as cool as Hollywood makes them. :~) At least it finally shut off....in case someone gets push happy again. :~)

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  2. Scott and I both laughed so hard as I read this aloud. Tripp is a rascal!!!

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